Monday, 6 March 2017
How do you do; I'm Charles.
Don't be ridiculous, Charles died 20 years ago.
Must be a different Charles.
Are you telling me I don't know my own brother!
How's your gorgeous girlfriend?
She's no longer my girlfriend!
Oh dear, I wouldn't get too gloomy about it, rumour had it that she never stopped bonking Toby de Lisle in case you didn't work out.
She is now my wife!
It's been raining here. You may have guessed; I've just been watching 'Four Weddings'. Funny film.