Wednesday, 24 February 2016
What Bill SHOULD have said.
Anon: Mr President, is it true that you've been having 'sexual relations' with a busty intern'?
BC: Yup; it sure is.
Anon: How was it?
BC: Really great thanks; Monica sure knows how to make a guy feel good, she gave it her all.
Anon: Did Hillary mind about this bit of Rumpy Pumpy?
BC: No, not at all. Hillary's a good old sport; she understands that I need to get my hands around some young Californian flesh occasionally.
Anon: And now onto more important matters Mr President; what did you eat for breakfast this morning?
BC: Hey, you're getting a tad controversial there my friend; no comment, no comment!
Isn't it always better simply to tell the truth. Having a bit of 'how's ya father' in the White House certainly isn't illegal, so why the crazy insistence on lying.
It's all in the past now, but I'm sure people will always remember him (and his wife) for this one episode. I heard someone on the radio last night correctly saying 'a scandal is only a scandal if you lie about it'.
My advice (as Monica's blue dress would testify) is that it's always best to come clean!