Saturday, 23 January 2016
Lady M. Will you come up to the barn with me?
Cro. What for?
Lady M. To play Ping Pong.
Cro. OK, but I'll have to finish my tea first.
Lady M. Well you'll just have to go to the dentist.
Lady M. You heard me!
Cro. What on earth are you on about?
Lady M. You just said that your teeth hurt.
Cro. I said I need to finish my TEA FIRST. Not my TEETH HURT.
(She'll have to have an Ear Trumpet; it's getting worse)