Wednesday, 28 October 2015
10 Things I shall NOT be doing today.
1. Looking in estate agents windows, trying to decide between a £2.5 million house and a £3.5 million house.
2. Shopping for a latest iPhone.
3. Eating at The Ivy.
4. Going to see the latest Bond film.
5. Saying "Quite right Mr Corbyn".
7. Inviting Russell Brand for tea.
8. Visiting Posh Beckham's shop with Lady M.
9. Getting stuck in a traffic jam.
10........ And I shall certainly NOT stop eating bacon, chorizo, ham, or smoked sausages, just because the bloody W.H.O. tells me to.