Thursday 27 August 2015

Fitness.


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Wills: What are those things over there, on the wall?

Cro: They're dumbbells.

Wills: What are they for?

Cro: For making me strong ( Cro flexes biceps).

Wills: Do they work?

Cro: How else do you think I got all these rippling muscles (flexing biceps again); of course they work.

Wills: How often do you use them?

Cro: Every day; several times even.

Wills: How come they're all covered with ivy then?

Cro: Well, erm, you see, erm..... ivy grows very quickly!




8 comments:

  1. They do have a way of puncturing the ego...

    Ivy does grow oh so quickly!

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    1. Thank you Jacqueline... I'll make sure he sees this.

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  2. There are a lot of iron tools on my workshop shelf which are rusting away as well...

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  3. Well everyone who lives in the country know ivy grows overnight ! Another lesson learned from the master, Cro !

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  4. Kids ask the darndest questions.

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  5. Grandpa's are known for making up stories. However, there comes a time when the kids figure out that grandpa is full of bull.

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  6. I thought they were some kind of gourd I had never seen before and was going to ask for some seeds.

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  7. Oh what a tangled web we weave. When first we practice to deceive. LOL

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