Wills: What are those things over there, on the wall?
Cro: They're dumbbells.
Wills: What are they for?
Cro: For making me strong ( Cro flexes biceps).
Wills: Do they work?
Cro: How else do you think I got all these rippling muscles (flexing biceps again); of course they work.
Wills: How often do you use them?
Cro: Every day; several times even.
Wills: How come they're all covered with ivy then?
Cro: Well, erm, you see, erm..... ivy grows very quickly!